Author: Oh you liked that character? Well he's dead now.
Author: I'm going to give you snippets of the book that will make you cry.
Author: I'll make you fall to the ground in feels.
Author: I'll make you wait 2 years for the next book.
Author: Your going to fall in love with every character.
Author: Oh you don't like love triangles? Well here comes one.
Author: I'll ruin you.